61 Wild Incidents That Would Be Hard To Believe If They Hadn’t Made Headlines

Scrolling through the day’s news can be depressing, to say the least. You’d be forgiven for wanting to give it all a miss now and again… But between the global crises and political turmoil, lies a whole parallel universe. Here, the headlines sound less like fact and more like sitcom plotlines that never made it […]

Jan 15, 2026 0 0

61 Wild Incidents That Would Be Hard To Believe If They Hadn’t Made Headlines

Scrolling through the day's news can be depressing, to say the least. You'd be forgiven for wanting to give it all a miss now and again...

But between the global crises and political turmoil, lies a whole parallel universe. Here, the headlines sound less like fact and more like sitcom plotlines that never made it to TV. Think "Seal breaks into New Zealand home, traumatises cat and hangs out on couch," or "A rare bird in England turned out to be a sea gull covered in curry." You just can't make this stuff up, no matter how hard you try.

If you're looking for some light relief in the midst of another dreary news cycle, you've come to the right place. Bored Panda has gathered up an awesome list of palate cleansers from media outlets across the globe. They're a great reminder that not every news story has to leave you with a heavy heart, and chaos often has a great sense of humor.

#1 This Is Funny

There’s an old adage in journalism/news circles that “if it leads, it bleeds.” That’s why you’ll often notice a news bulletin beginning with all the negative and grim stuff like disasters, wars, or crime.

While many of us complain that the news is too negative, research shows that typically, people pay more attention to, and tend to remember negative experiences over positive one. It's something psychologists call our ‘negativity bias.’

"We’re more likely to spot angry faces than happy ones in a crowd, and many languages have a much wider vocabulary for describing negative emotions than jolly ones," explains BBC's Science Focus.

That's not to say consuming negative news is good for us...

#2 But Ghosts Are Pretend

#3 That Man? The Fire Department

Excessive consumption of negative news can be more harmful than we might realize. For one, it can trigger the body’s “fight or flight” response.

"Adrenaline is then released, and so is the stress hormone, cortisol. When our bodies are in this state, we experience the same symptoms we might experience if we were under threat," explains an info sheet released by John Hopkins University. "These symptoms include rapid heart rate, shallow breathing, upset stomach, etc."

Doom-scrolling or watching upsetting footage and news bulletins can also increase symptoms related to anxiety and depression. In fact, for some people, it takes just 14 minutes of dreary news consumption for their depression and anxiety symptoms to rise. They're worsened if someone feels helpless about what's happening in the world.

#4 Try Eating In The Bed, Then Sleeping. You Can Have So Much Fun In Bed, Trust Me

#5 That's Funny

#6 60 Cupcakes?

John Hopkins' experts add that negative news can become addictive, especially when you're getting it from social media.

"Clickbait headlines and social media algorithms are designed to keep you coming back for more, making it difficult to stop returning to apps for your news," they say.

Thankfully, there are ways to protect yourself... Taking a break from the news cycle and scrolling through this hilarious list is just one of them.

#7 Can’t Blame Him

#8 This Is Looney Toons Level Of Destruction

#9 My Spirit Animal

Another is to identify your triggers. "Take some time to think about what subjects stir symptoms of anxiety and depression. Some people may be more reactive to global conflict while others may feel more affected by racial injustice," suggests the John Hopkins team. "Once you’ve figured out what has the strongest impact on you, you can limit your consumption of media with triggering content."

#10 At No Point Did I Guess Where The Headline Was Going Next

#11 My WiFi Goes Out Again. Those Sharks Again I Swear

#12 “Plumber Returns To Re-Clog Pipe After Restaurant Refuses To Pay Bill”

The owner of the restaurant is quoted as saying that the plumber/situation is “ridiculous” and that they’d hate for something similar to happen to his other clients… I bet his other clients pay him!

The experts believe it's safer to read the news rather than watch it. Harsh visuals are more likely to trigger you or send you into a spiral than words.

By pausing your doom-scrolling and reading this instead, you're doing yourself a big favor. "Doom scrolling might help you feel more informed about how to protect yourself from the troubles of the world, but it ultimately does more harm than good," notes the site. "Aim for no more than 30 minutes per day if possible."

#13 Funny Headline

#14 At Spotting A Rare Bird

#15 This Is A Real Article

Even if you feel helpless about everything going on around you, never forget that you can make a positive difference to the world. Every little bit goes a long way.

You might consider getting involved in some charity work, or joining a group that is working on the issues that you are most passionate about. This not only helps other people but it can empower you as well.